ANDYPANTS
CONFESSIONS OF A GRAVEYARD DJ
I’ll give you 20 bucks and a half-eaten snickers bar for it!
Monday, April 14th, 2008 @ 5:18AM
Anybody wanna go halfsies on this?!? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140206309501&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fsearch.dll%3Ffrom%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm37%26satitle%3D140206309501%26category0%3D%26fvi%3D1
End ‘O’ the Week
Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ 6:35AM
Its the end of another wonderful week! Lets Recap.
1. Did I learn anything this week?
Mexican food looks pretty much the same going in as it does coming out.
2. Phun Photo!
3. Highlight of the week
The aftermath of some bad meat in a smothered burrito. Projectile vomiting ... fun to say ... not so fun to do.
4. MyTube
5. Next week I will:
Stick to foods that are cooked and such
Silly Rabbi! Pelvic Ultrasounds are for Senior Citizens!
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 3:03AM
Yep. Its one of those nights.
So you’d never guess it, but sometimes it can get a little boring sitting in a room by yourself for six hours every night. Sure, I have my key demographic of graveyard 7-11 clerks and Home Depot employees to keep me company, but they’re always too busy with their work and everyone else passes out by 2am at the latest. Partypoopers!
But its okay. I keep finding new ways to entertain myself in between “rockin the jams” and such. One of which is going into random chat rooms and typing incredibly random things (like the title of this blog) just to get a reaction out of people. A little weird? Sure. But at 4am ... who cares!?! Here’s some of my all time fav phrases that really weird people out:
1. Jimmy Dean Sausages!!!!!!
2. The way I see it, everyone else uses protective toilet seat covers so I don’t have to.
3. Quick everybody! Hide the applesauce! Wilmer Valderrama’s at it again.
4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (which we covered in a previous blog post:)
5. John Denver is the greatest musician alive!!!!
Keep in mind that none of the above statements ever have anything to do with the subject being discussed in the chatroom and also that John Denver ironically died in plane crash in 1997 (he had several songs about flying including “Leaving on A Jet Plane"). Try them out for yourself in your favorite chatroom. They’re sure to please.
Until next time, this is Señor Pantalones, saying ... please wax your unibrow, its really freaking me out. Thank you.
End of the Week Blog
Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 2:06AM
So back in October I wrote this blog stating I would have an "end of the week blog" every Friday night with specific content. Then I completely forgot about it and ended up only posting ... well ... that one. Oooooops. I guess its about time for "End of the Week Blog #2" eh?
Allow me to remind you of the categories:
1. Did I learn anything this week?
2. Phun Photo!
3. Highlight of the week
4. MyTube
5. Next week I will/will not:
Well, here goes nothing....
1. Did I learn anything this week?
Yes. Yes I did. I learned that I am very small and pathetic compared to the grand scheme of things.
2. Phun Photo!
I think the above just about covers it (Its like 20 photos in one)
3. Highlight of the week
Snowboarding at Park City Mountain Resort on a super sunny awesome day! Although getting caught in the trees and having to dig myself out of several feet of snow kinda sucked. Big thanks to my poker buddy Cody for hooking up a broke DJ with free passes! You rule!
4. MyTube
Here’s a pretty cool video on how crazy these here interwebs are getting.
Web version 2.0 is here peeps! In fact, you’re looking at it.
5. Next week I will/will not:
Next week I will not play Rock Band for more than 4 consecutive hours. It’ll be rough but I might be able to pull through.
I just googled “privacy” … nothing came up.
Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 @ 5:08AM
The above is an interactive google maps street view of Trolley Corners, the building in which all the x96 magic happens. If you press the zoom button in you might see Artie Fufkin devouring a bucket of chicken in the window.
This technology is both extremely promising and incredibly creepy at the same time. Try it out on your house, you'll see what I mean. You may catch your spouse giving a goodbye smooch to some strange person you've never met while you're at work. Or you might find out you need invest in a new set of blinds for your bathroom window. Basically, just be aware of what you are doing if a huge van with an eight foot pole mounted panoramic camera on the roof drives by.
In any case, I'm never sunbathing nude on my front porch ever again. My neighbors never really appreciated that too much anyways.
In 2008 I resolve to…
Thursday, January 3rd, 2008 @ 3:08AM
I resolve to shave my armpits ... just to see how it feels.
I've never done it before and garsh dognit its about friggin time. How would you like being trapped in my tickle pockets for 10+ years? and Old Spice only goes so far.
Finally!!! I can get a decent night’s rest!!!
Monday, December 24th, 2007 @ 2:04PM
Dan, a wickedly awesome x96 blog reader, writes...
Hey Andypants, A wood-chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood-chuck WOULD chuck, if a wood-chuck could chuck wood! Dan
THANK YOU DAN!!!! This has been haunting my soul for a very long time now! But I think I’m ready to start living my life again. One day at a time ... one day at time.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Thursday, December 20th, 2007 @ 4:22AM
Does anyone know? It's been bugging the crap outta me!!!
What’s This?
Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:09AM
Video Streamage!?! Does anyone really wanna see what I'm up to at 3am? Now I have to be careful about picking my nose and calling dirty 900 numbers on the company phone during my shift.
Nah, it should be fun though. You will see plenty of me rocking out with my air guitar to all the music. I just hope it stays in tune. I'm thinking about entering the Air Guitar championships in New Jersey next year. I could totally beat this guy!
Happy Tofurkey Day!
Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 6:27AM
To Furk Yourself. I'll prob end up sleeping through dinner. That's just the extravagant lifestyle of a Graveyard DJ.
I miss sunlight. There's not too much of it nowadays:(
*No animals were harmed in the typing of this blog
The Tofu however didn't quite make it
