ANDYPANTS
CONFESSIONS OF A GRAVEYARD DJ
After reading this blog entry, I’ve determined I’m a loser.
Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 6:04AM
My Rubik's Cube costume got a little beat up last year. Everybody kept trying to solve the puzzle even though I tried to explain to them that its stationary and "just for show." But just in case I think I should have a backup costume. Got any ideas? I suppose I could just go as "the sexiest man alive." I wouldn't even have to dress up! (it was at this point I decided to change the title of this blog)
Here's me watching TV on an inflatable couch...
Actually its not just a couch. Its an Air-o-Space 5-in-1 Sofa Bed complete with dual-action pump and carrying bag!!! 
I'll admit I had my doubts on ordering it at first, but then they offered to make one payment of $33.95 for me AND include a free patch kit if I called within the next 10 minutes! How could I pass that up!?! I probably won't even need the patch kit though. In the infomercial two semi-trucks smash one in between their grills with some hot chick sitting in the middle of it ... and guess what!? IT DOESN'T POP!!!! Simply amazing!!!! This is excellent because I smash couches between semi's all the time with less than satisfactory results. Now I finally have a couch that's up to the challenge. My Air-o-Space 5-in-1 Sofa Bed!!!!
No Way!
Friday, October 19th, 2007 @ 4:28AM
This is incredible. Being a drummer myself, I've probably spent a good 46 solid hours of my extended life watching drumming videos on YouTube. Check this one out and make sure to stick around for, or fast forward to, the end of the video for a special treat!
Shall I spoil it for ya? Okay! Drum Juggling!!!!
-Pants
Jesus Wants Me for a MySpace Friend!
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 @ 7:24AM
and so should you!
End of the Week Blog Posts
Saturday, October 13th, 2007 @ 4:04AM
My Friday Night/Saturday Morning posts from here on out will consist of this format:
1. Did I learn anything this week?
2. Highlight of the week
3. Phun Photo!
4. MyTube
5. Next week I will/will not:
Got any other ideas for categories? I hear commenting should become an available option shortly but until then email them to . Have a good weekend!
Did I learn anything this week?
Never stick your elbows in a hot waffle iron.
Highlight of the week:
Sticking my elbows in a hot waffle iron.
Phun Photo!
This was my halloween costume last year. I’m thinking about bringing it back this year since I won some money with it last Halloween and I’m slowly but surely going broke. Apparently when you check the “bill me later” box on every magazine subcription card you get in the mail, they actually do BILL YOU LATER! Lame!
MyTube
Next week I will/will not: Next week I will NOT Stick my elbows in a hot waffle iron ... Unless its sprayed down with PAM first.
Boop. Woohoo.
Wednesday, October 10th, 2007 @ 4:27AM
Interesting Fact:
When I was growing up, I came to the harsh realization that I was one of the very few people in this world who have an "Outie" belly button. But today I made a very interesting discovery! I am proud to announce that I, Andrew H Pants, upon further inspection, have now joined the ranks of the "Innie" belly-button-havers. We're meeting at my place later tonight for Ovaltine and exotic cheeses to celebrate! If you'd like to join, please RSVP and dress accordingly. Perhaps Mr. Fresh himself (who's no stranger to belly button affairs) will pop by and get jiggy as so...
Well now that you’re all slightly frightened let me tell you about this remote I got coming up. It’s at In The Dark Spook Alley from 7 - 9pm at 475 South Main Street in the Spanish Fork City Fairgrounds. Here’s a map. I’m gonna be giving away a CRAPLOAD of concert tickets!!!! So come early and get all spooked out with me.
BASH PIX!!!
Monday, October 8th, 2007 @ 6:01AM
Of the 322 Big Ass Show Photographs we just posted here ... I'm in only one of them. This one...
You may recognize these big asses. They belong to Todd Nuke ‘em and I as we stand in front of many Used-hungry fans waiting for us to shut the hell up and let them play. But everyone seemed pleasantly surprised when Mr. Nuke ‘em announced that a little band named Tool (you may have heard of them) are gonna be coming to town real soon. In fact, Reverend Maynard will be offering his testimony to all Utahnian souls on Saturday, November 24th at the E Center. More info will be posted on our concert page shortly so keep checking back regularly. But for now its 7am and I have a big day ahead of me tomorrow. I think I’ll get Cujo one of those spinny wheels for his cage so he can get some excercise. I tried taking him for a walk in Liberty Park but I kept getting weird looks from passer-byers and he extremely dislikes my homemade leash I constructed out of duct tape and my roomate’s shoelaces.
Oh well, Night Night ....... errrrr Morning Morning.
As promised…
Thursday, October 4th, 2007 @ 1:50AM
A little cheesy but a strong message indeed! Me n Cujo agree with Zack Attack and the Chairman of NBC Entertainment. There’s no hope with dope.
So do I pick up my Blogger’s Choice Award now or do I have to wait till the end of the season?
Bloggin’ Time, Baby!
Wednesday, October 3rd, 2007 @ 1:48AM
Allllllllllright!!! Bloogity Bloggity Blokity Blooog!!!!!! Welcome to the first ever (real) pants blog on x96.com!
I’d like to start off by thanking Mr. O’Brien for hacking into my account and stealing my bloggers cherry. Please feel free to write him hate-mail at . Oh and also tell him as soon as my current Landlord realizes I’ve been paying him with photocopied $20 bills, I’m sooooooo in on that real estate investment!!!!
…and now for our feature presentation...
“Confessions of a Graveyard Radio Disc Jockey”
Part One
What is one to expect from a Late-Night Blogger? Is it action-packed sentences that grab you by the corneas and forbid you to look away? Is it breaking news updates of all the happenings in the early AM hours, complete with traffic reports at 3 in the morning? “Looks like I-15 is smooth sailing in both directions .... again.” Or Is it informative commentary on the latest scandal in Hollywood (NO WAY!!!! K-Fed gets the kids!?!? Really!?!).
Well if that’s what your looking for, you might wanna check around online to see if Rod Decker has a blog, because this space will mostly be filled with random YouTube clips of old Saved By the Bell episodes and adorable photographs of my pet gerbil, Cujo. But I do promise to make sure this blog is both educational and entertaining. I will try my best to write at least 2-3 blogs each week filled with thought-provoking material and all bundled together in a tidy little blog using all the creative writing skills I lurned in Community College.
I do have my way with words, but don’t worry … I always buy them dinner afterwards:)
Hey Andy —I own your blog too, dog!
Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007 @ 3:49PM
$0 a month and no deposit.
Check it out DJ Andy Pants! I went apartment shopping and found some real primo downtown real estate that no one was occupying. Wanna be roomies?
Andypants has a Blog
Monday, October 1st, 2007 @ 4:16AM
Andypants now has a blog so check back to read the Diary of a Graveyard DJ.