What’s This?

Thursday, November 29th, 2007 @ 6:09AM

Video Streamage!?! Does anyone really wanna see what I'm up to at 3am? Now I have to be careful about picking my nose and calling dirty 900 numbers on the company phone during my shift.

Nah, it should be fun though. You will see plenty of me rocking out with my air guitar to all the music. I just hope it stays in tune. I'm thinking about entering the Air Guitar championships in New Jersey next year. I could totally beat this guy!

Happy Tofurkey Day!

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007 @ 6:27AM

To Furk Yourself. I'll prob end up sleeping through dinner. That's just the extravagant lifestyle of a Graveyard DJ.

I miss sunlight. There's not too much of it nowadays:(

-Pants

*No animals were harmed in the typing of this blog

The Tofu however didn't quite make it

R.I.P Tofu McFurkypants. You were a dear friend, indeed.

It’s 3am.

Wednesday, November 14th, 2007 @ 3:23AM

...and this is the highlight of my night so far.

There's a package of Skittles in the x96 vending machine that's stuck. Do I dare slam my shoulder into the glass until it falls? No one is here so it wouldn't cause too much of a ruckus. I just may be able to pull it off:)

Please, look both ways when crossing the street. That is all.

Oh hell yes!!!!

Friday, November 2nd, 2007 @ 2:19PM

Here's a small sample of the amazingness that is the Air-o-Space 5-in-1 Inflatable Sofa Bed!

Yeah, it’s in Japanese. But this bed is so cool, it’s worth shelling out the $$$ to pay a translator to interpret it for you. So ... you should, like, get on that. There’s even a teaser clip in the beginning of the infamous semi-smashing! And if I reckon correctly, what they don’t show you in this clip is that the dude jumps off and they continue to barrel away at the couch with the girl in the middle until they almost flatten her into a pancake. Still .... NO POPPAGE!

If this DJ gig blows over I may have a future career as an Air-o-Space salesman. They won’t even have to pay me, I’ll just work for more beds!