ANDYPANTS
CONFESSIONS OF A GRAVEYARD DJ
End ‘O’ the Week
Saturday, March 8th, 2008 @ 6:35AM
Its the end of another wonderful week! Lets Recap.
1. Did I learn anything this week?
Mexican food looks pretty much the same going in as it does coming out.
2. Phun Photo!
3. Highlight of the week
The aftermath of some bad meat in a smothered burrito. Projectile vomiting ... fun to say ... not so fun to do.
4. MyTube
5. Next week I will:
Stick to foods that are cooked and such
Silly Rabbi! Pelvic Ultrasounds are for Senior Citizens!
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 3:03AM
Yep. Its one of those nights.
So you’d never guess it, but sometimes it can get a little boring sitting in a room by yourself for six hours every night. Sure, I have my key demographic of graveyard 7-11 clerks and Home Depot employees to keep me company, but they’re always too busy with their work and everyone else passes out by 2am at the latest. Partypoopers!
But its okay. I keep finding new ways to entertain myself in between “rockin the jams” and such. One of which is going into random chat rooms and typing incredibly random things (like the title of this blog) just to get a reaction out of people. A little weird? Sure. But at 4am ... who cares!?! Here’s some of my all time fav phrases that really weird people out:
1. Jimmy Dean Sausages!!!!!!
2. The way I see it, everyone else uses protective toilet seat covers so I don’t have to.
3. Quick everybody! Hide the applesauce! Wilmer Valderrama’s at it again.
4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (which we covered in a previous blog post:)
5. John Denver is the greatest musician alive!!!!
Keep in mind that none of the above statements ever have anything to do with the subject being discussed in the chatroom and also that John Denver ironically died in plane crash in 1997 (he had several songs about flying including “Leaving on A Jet Plane"). Try them out for yourself in your favorite chatroom. They’re sure to please.
Until next time, this is Señor Pantalones, saying ... please wax your unibrow, its really freaking me out. Thank you.
End of the Week Blog
Saturday, March 1st, 2008 @ 2:06AM
So back in October I wrote this blog stating I would have an "end of the week blog" every Friday night with specific content. Then I completely forgot about it and ended up only posting ... well ... that one. Oooooops. I guess its about time for "End of the Week Blog #2" eh?
Allow me to remind you of the categories:
1. Did I learn anything this week?
2. Phun Photo!
3. Highlight of the week
4. MyTube
5. Next week I will/will not:
Well, here goes nothing....
1. Did I learn anything this week?
Yes. Yes I did. I learned that I am very small and pathetic compared to the grand scheme of things.
2. Phun Photo!
I think the above just about covers it (Its like 20 photos in one)
3. Highlight of the week
Snowboarding at Park City Mountain Resort on a super sunny awesome day! Although getting caught in the trees and having to dig myself out of several feet of snow kinda sucked. Big thanks to my poker buddy Cody for hooking up a broke DJ with free passes! You rule!
4. MyTube
Here’s a pretty cool video on how crazy these here interwebs are getting.
Web version 2.0 is here peeps! In fact, you’re looking at it.
5. Next week I will/will not:
Next week I will not play Rock Band for more than 4 consecutive hours. It’ll be rough but I might be able to pull through.