After reading this blog entry, I’ve determined I’m a loser.

Friday, October 26th, 2007 @ 6:04AM

My Rubik's Cube costume got a little beat up last year. Everybody kept trying to solve the puzzle even though I tried to explain to them that its stationary and "just for show." But just in case I think I should have a backup costume. Got any ideas? I suppose I could just go as "the sexiest man alive." I wouldn't even have to dress up! (it was at this point I decided to change the title of this blog)

Here's me watching TV on an inflatable couch...

Actually its not just a couch. Its an Air-o-Space 5-in-1 Sofa Bed complete with dual-action pump and carrying bag!!! I'll admit I had my doubts on ordering it at first, but then they offered to make one payment of $33.95 for me AND include a free patch kit if I called within the next 10 minutes! How could I pass that up!?! I probably won't even need the patch kit though. In the infomercial two semi-trucks smash one in between their grills with some hot chick sitting in the middle of it ... and guess what!? IT DOESN'T POP!!!! Simply amazing!!!! This is excellent because I smash couches between semi's all the time with less than satisfactory results. Now I finally have a couch that's up to the challenge. My Air-o-Space 5-in-1 Sofa Bed!!!!