Hmmmmmm. Haven’t blogged in a while.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 4:22AM

To be honest, I get a little overwhelmed with the internet at times. Information overload!!!! So every once in a while I go on eHiatus and try playing around in the sunshine for a change. That and I forgot my blog password for some reason. Anyway, you're probably all dying to know what’s been going on in the ever-so exciting life of a late night disc jocker. Allow me to catch you up...

In the past few months I…

• Turned 22 years of age.
• My hand swelled up to the size of a small grapefruit … still not sure why.
• I wrote 2 new songs with kick ass lyrics! One of them is about our evolution from tree-dwelling, poop-throwing chimps into domesticated Google searchers and the other is about rotten milk and silly questions. They’ll both be on the Billboard charts in no time.
• The engine in my buddy’s motorhome exploded on our way to Moab.
• I ate s#!+ on my scooter-mobile and roughed up my knee real good.
• I got ridiculously good at Wii Bowling.
• My skills in Wii MarioKart, Mario Party, and SSB Brawl also improved.
• I was touched by an angel ... illegitimately.
• The Utah Jazz made me feel like jabbing a spork in my temple.
• I started a super secret project/experiment with mind blowing potential. I’d tell you more but ... you know ... its super secret and stuff.
• I lost a good 300gb of data in a hard drive failure (BLAAAAAH!)
• And I finally got caught up with my favorite educational television program “A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila: Season II.” I can’t believe Jersey made it this far! What a douche!

Welp! That’s what I do when I’m not rockin the jams for you guys. Don’t be jealous!

-Pantums

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