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Wednesday, March 5th, 2008 @ 3:03AM

Yep. Its one of those nights.

So you’d never guess it, but sometimes it can get a little boring sitting in a room by yourself for six hours every night. Sure, I have my key demographic of graveyard 7-11 clerks and Home Depot employees to keep me company, but they’re always too busy with their work and everyone else passes out by 2am at the latest. Partypoopers!

But its okay. I keep finding new ways to entertain myself in between “rockin the jams” and such. One of which is going into random chat rooms and typing incredibly random things (like the title of this blog) just to get a reaction out of people. A little weird? Sure. But at 4am ... who cares!?! Here’s some of my all time fav phrases that really weird people out:

1.  Jimmy Dean Sausages!!!!!!

2. The way I see it, everyone else uses protective toilet seat covers so I don’t have to.

3. Quick everybody! Hide the applesauce! Wilmer Valderrama’s at it again.

4. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (which we covered in a previous blog post:)

5. John Denver is the greatest musician alive!!!!

Keep in mind that none of the above statements ever have anything to do with the subject being discussed in the chatroom and also that John Denver ironically died in plane crash in 1997 (he had several songs about flying including “Leaving on A Jet Plane"). Try them out for yourself in your favorite chatroom. They’re sure to please.

Until next time, this is Señor Pantalones, saying ... please wax your unibrow, its really freaking me out. Thank you.

-Pants

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