Andy is a Vampire!

Thursday, October 11th, 2007 @ 11:15AM

I'm serious, he really is. Does that look like a face that got a good night's sleep? Hell no!

And you can meet our resident vampire tonight in Spanish Fork!  Now how am I sure that he is the undead?  Well, for one thing, look at the picture.  Note the pale skin.  You can almost imagine the Dracula cape around his neck.  He might as well be Bela Lugosi!  Another thing about Andypants is the way he likes ketchup a little too much.  We went to lunch a couple of weeks ago and he just wouldn’t quit with the ketchup.  No wimpy fry sauce for Count Andypants; he only wanted lots of red ketchup.  I’m not suggesting that I’ve actually seen him drink blood, but come on.  Pale skin, awake after dark only, love of ketchup?  You don’t need to be a genius to see what we’re dealing with here.

Anyway, since Count Andypants is a vampire (he even shops at Hot Topic, although he won’t readily admit it) we’ve decided to send him to the In The Dark Spook Alley at the Spanish Fork Fairgrounds tonight from 7pm to 9pm.  He’ll have tons of concert tickets to give away to shows like Dashboard Confessional, Coheed and Cambria, Evanescence, and more.  Just don’t let him get too close to your neck.

todd’s iPod

10:20 am “Bodysnatchers” Radiohead
1:20 pm “Peek A Boo” Siouxsie and the Banshees