Bill Allred sucked bug guts off of my Blow Pop at the Pride parade.

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Monday, June 8th, 2009 @ 10:38AM

You should have seen it.

At the Pride parade on Sunday, we were passing out Blow Pops to the audience.  Before the parade started, I was enjoying a delicious Blow Pop while chatting with Gina and Bill.  When the sucker was out of my mouth, a tiny gnat landed on it and it got stuck.  I remarked that it was gross and I didn’t want the lollipop any longer.  Gina, of course, was in total agreement.  Bill got irritated and told me to just flick it off and finish the sucker.  I didn’t want to do that because once food is touched by a bug, then it should be thrown out.  Ask Gina. She understands.  After that, Bill grabbed my sucker and flicked the bug off.  I still didn’t want it because the bug had been squashed in the removal process.  There were bug guts on my Blow Pop.  I think Bill was fairly annoyed by this time.  He said, “God, you’re just like my kids!” and grabbed the sucker, jammed it into his mouth, slurped on it, and then handed it back.  “There,” he said.  “Now it’s clean.”

I thanked him, and then continued to enjoy my lollipop.  That’s my story of Bill Allred sucking bug guts off of my Blow Pop at the Pride parade.

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