I just became a millionaire!

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 @ 11:26AM

Here is the email I received today. I’ve already resigned from X96 because I no longer need to work! I’m gonna buy that big house on Easy Street! Thank goodness for such wonderful surprises in life. This is clearly written by a legitimate attorney who has a full grasp of the English language.

Dear Todd Nuke ‘Em,

This notification may come to you as a surprise but only your willingness and your commitment will enable and guaranty me to be able to relay issues with you in due term. If am well assured of your mutual consent and your trustworthiness which will give me the initiative to intimate you on a mutually beneficial procedure.

I am Ahmad B. Osman, an attorney at law .Sometime in 2002, I lost one of our valued clients in a heart related disease; it developed after he suffered an heart attack as a result of loosing his wife and kids to a ghastly motor accident where he transacts some of his business.

I have contacted you to assist in distributing the money left behind by my client before it is confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this deposit valued at Eight million seven hundred thousand US dollars($8,700,000:00) is lodged. This bank has issued me a notice to contact the next of kin, or the account will be
confiscated.

My proposition to you is to seek your consent to present you as the next-of-kin and beneficiary of my named client, since you have the same last name, so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed-upon percentage.

All legal documents to back up your claim as my client’s next-of-kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this transaction through.

This will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If this business proposition offends your moral values, do accept my apology.

I must use this opportunity to implore you to exercise the utmost indulgence to keep this matter extraordinary confidential, whatever your decision, while I await your prompt response. Please you can also contact me at once to indicate your interest on my alternative email At: .

Best regards,
Ahmad B. Osman.

Haha, I should send him a reply!

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