Boner Candidate #1: PLEASE ACCEPT OUR APOLOGY AND ANOTHER RIDE FOR FREE ON OUR EXPLODING BUS
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As if the indignity of riding discount transportation to Boston wasn’t enough on its own, passengers of a Bolt Bus were forced to evacuate Monday evening as their chariot burst into flames. When one passenger emailed to complain about the incident, a representative asked her to join the company’s loyalty program so that she could receive “a couple of round trips” in exchange for her troubles.
Boner Candidate #2: RULES ARE RULES
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A Southwest Airlines passenger says she found out her husband was planning to commit suicide just moments before her flight took off, but flight attendants prevented her from calling him, citing FAA regulations. By the time she got home, he had been found dead.
Boner Candidate #3: IS A PICASSO NIPPLE REALLY THAT HOT?
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Picasso masterpiece “The Women of Algiers” proved too hot for Fox 5. The station blurred the nipples of nudes in the work, which sold for $179 million at auction, during its 10 p.m. newscast on Wednesday. That sparked a huge backlash on Twitter, with art historian Aruna D’Souza writing, “Glad @FoxNews is protecting its audience from Picasso’s smutty mind. Wouldn’t want to scare the children.”
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