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Boner Candidates for March 20, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: KILLING A FALCON TO SAVE A DUCK

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An Idaho woman faces charges after authorities say she beat a hunter’s falcon to death with a beaded scarf after seeing the bird of prey take down a duck. Patti MacDonald, 60, of Hauser, was charged with a misdemeanor count of beating or harassing an animal, the Coeur d’Alene Press reported. Authorities say MacDonald fractured the skull of the 8-year-old falcon named Hornet on Jan. 7. The duck also died and was being stored as evidence, Idaho Fish and Game said. Hornet’s owner, Scott Dinger, said MacDonald should be charged with killing a protected species.

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Boner Candidate #2: HOLY COW. THAT’S A LOTTA BULL IN HURRICANE

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A new sign at Barista’s Restaurant, located at 460 W. State St. in Hurricane, featuring a bull’s extra-large male anatomy, is sparking outrage within the community. A sign at Barista’s Restaurant in Hurricane is leaving many people with a bad taste in their mouths and sparking outrage within the community. The sign, placed Saturday across the street from Hurricane High School, is prompting fierce backlash from angry residents who are calling the sign offensive and inappropriate, saying the depiction of the bull’s genitalia is blatantly overdone. “It looks terrible,” Hurricane City resident Denise Mackelprang said. “I could see the bull, but not the details of the sex. It’s R-rated to me, especially with young school kids seeing it and talking about it.”

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Boner Candidate #3: EXCLUSIVELY FOR WHITE PEOPLE

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At least six businesses in Austin, Texas, have been plastered with stickers reading “Exclusively For White People,” drawing condemnation from the state’s residents, lawmakers and NAACP representatives. Facebook user Brianna Smith posted a photo Wednesday of a circular sticker on the outside of a display window at Rare Trends, an Austin clothing boutique in a historically black neighborhood. The sticker reads: “Exclusively For White People. Maximum of 5 colored customers. Colored BOH staff accepted. Sponsored by the City of Austin Contemporary Partition and Restoration Program.” (“BOH staff” refers to “back of house” workers, employees who do not usually interact with customers.) The sticker also features an official City of Austin logo. “This just goes to show racism is very much alive TODAY,” Smith wrote underneath the photo. “This was a hate crime created by someone who had way to much [sic] time on their hands. This sticker has been unknowingly posted on many private owned business in Austin.”

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