Boner Candidate #1: THE HOT MIC PEE
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In a (presumably unintentional) tribute to HBO’s The Jinx, a city councilman in Georgetown, Texas recently took a bathroom break while wearing a live microphone. Unlike Jinx star Robert Durst, however, the councilman did not seemingly confess to several murders and just peed instead, to the obvious delight of the city’s mayor pro tem.
Boner Candidate #2: TOGA TOGA TOGA
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Two people were treated by paramedics after the brawl broke out in the Ourimbah RSL club on Saturday at 11pm. The Daily Telegraph understands the fight may have been sparked when a woman at a toga-themed 25th birthday got into a fight with a man who she accused of calling her a slut. The man was attending a 40th birthday party at the same club and fights broke out between the two groups.
Boner Candidate #3: I GOT A RIGHT TO DISCIPLINE MY OWN KIDS…AND I DINT KNOW THE DOOR WAS LOCKED
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A Philadelphia mother is facing charges after authorities allege that she locked her four children in the basement for more than 13½ hours without food or a bathroom as punishment.
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