Boner Candidate #1: COUPLE OF CRIMINAL GENIUSES.
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A man who police say hired another man to kill his daughter’s boyfriend and then got into a fight with the alleged hitman for not holding up his end of the deal has been arrested along with the man he hired. The bizarre case came to a head Thursday when both men called officers to complain about the other, Riverdale Police Sgt. Casey Warren said. The men had gotten into a fight over money. Joseph Larry Lopez, 59, allegedly paid David Allen Northcutt, 40, several thousand dollars to kill his adult daughter’s boyfriend, police said.
Boner Candidate #2: REALLY, IT’S NOT THE MONEY.
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A California man is still fighting to be compensated by a local dry cleaner that he says has repeatedly used homophobic slurs and abusive language in its refusal to pay for his damaged throw pillow. Byron Batista, 48, told The Huffington Post he went to North Hollywood’s Rosali Cleaners last January to have the pillows cleaned. When he returned to pick them up, Batista noticed one of them had been badly torn. The owner, who called herself Rosali, refused to give the man a refund for the tear. As the two began arguing, the owner of the store allegedly began screaming obscenities and slurs at him.
Boner Candidate #3: A REGRETTABLE COINCIDENCE
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Says here on the front page of today’s Florida Times-Union that Jacksonville residents are in shock after two young men fired into a school bus, shooting two girls in the head and OH HEY COUPONS FOR DISCOUNT ADMISSION TO THE GUN SHOW AT THE MOROCCO SHRINE CENTER. Readers of the paper were treated to the unfortunately placed gun-show ad this morning.
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