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Boner Candidates for November 17 2015

Boner Candidate #1: LITTLE LISTERINE AND A JOKE AND NOW I’M OUT OF A JOB

A well-known blind gym teacher has lost his job over what he says was Listerine and an innocent joke—but others aren’t seeing it the same way, the New York Post reports. Steven Sloan, who taught at PS 102 in New York City, was accused by the city Department of Education of drinking on the job and sexually harassing a group of visiting moms by joking, “Anybody want to go on a blind date?” But Sloan, 60, says the alcohol smell came from Listerine and the joke was his way of creating comfort around his disability.

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Boner Candidate #2: PANCAKE RAMPAGE

Meet Natasha West. The Chicagoan, 27, is facing assault and property damage charges after becoming unhinged when a Denny’s waitress explained that she was not allowed to share her $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special with her friends.

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Boner 3: ISIS IS JUST A GROUP OF MISUNDERSTOOD COMMUNITY ACTIVISTS

A day after terror attacks left hundreds of casualties across Paris, a Democratic candidate for the Minnesota House tweeted, “ISIS isn’t necessarily evil. It is made up of people doing what they think is best for their community. Violence is not the answer, though.” He has since ended his campaign. According to the Associated Press, Dan Kimmel, 63, said in a statement that his tweet was written not in response to the Paris attacks but rather to a remark made during the Democratic presidential debate on Saturday.

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