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Boner Candidates for September 30, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: STEALING FROM THE POPE

When Pope Francis concluded his historic address to Congress on Thursday, dozens of lawmakers followed as he left the podium, hoping to clasp the hand or touch the garments of His Holiness. Then there was Rep. Bob Brady (D-Pa.), who instead dashed to the podium to swipe the pope’s drinking glass. The half-full glass of water has now become something of a holy relic for the congressman. Brady took the glass back to his ­office, where he drank out of it, and held it up for his wife, Debra, and staff members so they could drink from it as well. “How many people do you know that drank out of the same glass as the pope?” he boasted to the Philadelphia Daily News. He then poured the water into a bottle so he can sprinkle later it on his four grandchildren and one great-grandchild, he told the Washington Post. “Anything the pope touches becomes blessed,” Brady told the paper.

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Boner Candidate #2: WE’RE GOING TO HOLD FAIR HEARINGS AND GET TO THE TRUTH

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