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Boner Candidates for Thursday, May 14, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: DOUGHNUTS FOR THE DEAD

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Two hearse drivers, assigned to transporting the body of a Korean and Vietnam War veteran to his funeral in Lecanto, Fla., Tuesday morning, have been fired after they were witnessed stopping at a Dunkin’ Donuts mid-trip.

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Boner Candidate #2: I’M A GOOD MOM!

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A Florida woman is accused of driving under the influence of alcohol with children in the car. According to a report, 33-year-old Cateria Thomas appeared to be drunk. The deputy noted that she had glassy eyes, smelled of alcohol, and was breast feeding a 2-month-old child when she was told to step out of the car. The deputy said she failed a sobriety test and refused a breathalyzer.

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Boner Candidate #3: ‘HOW YOU DOIN’ A–HOLE?’

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A man arrested on a trespassing charge probably didn’t make a good first impression on a judge when he greeted him with a profane remark. “How you doin’ a–hole?” David Riffle asked Broward County Judge John Hurley in bond court Wednesday morning.

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