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Boner Candidates for Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Boner Candidate #1: LET’S CONTINUE ON OUR QUEST TO BUILD A NATION OF PANSIES

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PUPILS have been banned from performing handstands and cartwheels during break times at a primary school because they are “beyond their capability”.

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Boner Candidate #2: IS THE BOSS A TEAM BUILDER OR JUST A BALL BUSTER

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A New Jersey man is suing his former boss for allegedly yanking on one of his testicles during an off-site “team building” meeting, causing severe damage that led to three surgeries and an eventual amputation, the New York Post reports. The ball-busting boss was later fired, but the victim says coworkers made fun of him for being sans one nut.

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Boner Candidate #3: SHE SUED FOR DISCRIMINATION BECAUSE SHE SAID SHE WAS WHITE

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Former Spokane NAACP president Rachel Dolezal sued Howard University in 2002 for allegedly discriminating against her because she’s white, according to court documents obtained by the Smoking Gun. Dolezal, who has claimed to be black for several years, said the school refused to hire her for teaching posts and denied her scholarships because of her race.

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