[polldaddy poll=8907468]Boner Candidate #1: COULD BE BONER CANDIDATE, BUT WHO HASN’T WANTED TO DO THIS?
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Consider Matthew Pritchard, the shirtless 42-year-old man in the Instagram photo above. What might he be thinking? “I could use another Corona.” “I look great in these shades.” “Hours ago, I was emptying my willie onto the feet of world-renowned action star and martial artist Dolph Lundgren.”
Boner Candidate #2: THIS IS A CURE
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IT’S unimaginable to think parents would get their own children raped to cure homosexuality. Sadly it’s a reality in one part of the world. The Indian Times reports that according to statistics from the team at LGBT Collective in central Telangana, there have been 15 instances of ‘corrective rapes’ over the last five years.
Boner Candidate #3: THOSE ULTRASOUNDS ARE COOL
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Republican presidential candidate Scott Walker shared one reason he supports requiring women to undergo ultrasounds before abortions, in an interview Friday with conservative radio host Dana Loesch.