Boner Preview Candidate #1: POPPED ME A COLD ONE AND THEY GOT ME.
Drinking a cold one in traffic rarely ends well. It’s especially true when the car in the next lane is labeled “Orlando Police Department.”
Boner Preview Candidate #2: CAN YOU IDENTIFY THE THIEF?
Police have arrested a Missouri man with very distinctive face tattoos after he allegedly tried to steal the truck of a pastor who had given him a lift.
Boner Preview Candidate #3: I NEEDED A WAY TO THE JAIL
Police arrested a man after he stole a truck– so he could pick up his girlfriend from jail, incredulous Arizona cops said.
Boner Preview Candidate #4: THE WORST OF THE WORST
Two Pontiac men are in custody and facing charges in an assault and robbery of a man who is handicapped which they videotaped on the victim’s cellular phone and posted on Facebook.
Boner Preview Candidate #5: PLANNED PARENTHOOD IS TO BLAME
On Monday, in a statement provided to The Colorado Independent, Colorado state representative JoAnn Windholz blamed Planned Parenthood for the deadly shooting that left three dead and nine injured at its Colorado Springs clinic last week.
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