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Boner Preview Candidates for September 28, 2015

Boner Preview Candidate #1: SHAME. SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

A Maine mayor is proposing a controversial name-and-shame strategy for welfare recipients, saying he plans to push a bill requiring the state to publish the names and addresses and other details for “every individual on the dole.”

 

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: HEY IT’S ME AGAIN

A video-calling service for the deaf is suing a Brooklyn man for abusing the company’s software, the New York Post reports. David Marcano allegedly made 4,646 calls using the Florida-based service, ZVRS, solely for the purpose of masturbating in front of its employees.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: THE TURTLE LIKED IT.

One of two women accused of brazenly riding a sea turtle in July was arrested Saturday in Melbourne, Florida, police said. Sea you in jail.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: DARE YOU STICK UP FOR THE BLIND KID

A California teen slammed a bully to the ground for punching a blind student — then was suspended by the school for his actions.

 

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: WE HAD SOME TIME TO KILL IN THE DRIVE THRU LANE SO WE HAD IT OUR WAY

A Swansea, Wales, couple who admitted to having oral sex in a McDonald’s drive-thru were scolded by a judge Friday, Wales Online reported.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: REALLY SORRY ABOUT THE SPIDER THING

A firebug spooked by a spider inadvertently set off a ball of fire at a Center Line, Mich., gas station while trying to kill it with a lighter, local reports said.

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