Boner Candidate #1 – Maybe Someone Else can put These Guns to Good Use
A western Pennsylvania coroner is auctioning off about 100 guns used in suicides and accidental shooting deaths.
Corner Ken Bacha says the Nov. 8 surplus weapons sale is Westmoreland County government’s first since his father was coroner in the 1980s.
He says state law requires local governments sell off unclaimed property. Proceeds will help fund county government.
Boner Candidate #2 – Bitch was on the Wrong Side of the Bed; Everybody gets that.
Photo Courtesy of Rye Clifton
A Syracuse man threatened a woman with a gun for sleeping on his side of the bed.
Gregory Butler, 39, returned home from a bar to find the woman asleep on ‘the wrong side of the bed’, and pointed his gun at her. Police say he also hit her with the weapon.
Butler was on parole and not authorized to have a gun.
Boner Candidate #3 – The Cops Can’t Un-Rape You
Photo Courtesy of Carol
In the May 24 video the two officers can be heard blowing a rape whistle at a nearby girl, before one says, “Go ahead and call the cops. They can’t unrape you.”
Their shared laughter is only interrupted when one officer asks the other whether he turned off the camera.
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