BILL ALLRED
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A Sodden Trip To Calf Creek
Share:Saturday, May 30th, 2009 @ 1:29PM
I look really, really wet and my wife looks beautiful.
It was a rainy Memorial Weekend. Mrs. Bill and I hiked up to lower Calf Creek Falls. (Anybody ever seen the upper falls?) Thanks to everyone who said hi along the trail. It’s always a pleasure to see you all.
Why is it that my wife can look so nice after 3 miles hiking in the rain and I look like a sad rat? Oh, wait, I know the answer. She is a beautiful woman and I’m a sad rat.
Thanks for listening,
Bill
Next entry, my recipe for oven fries…I know it’s been promised so it will come this week-end.
Comments (1) •Sham Wow
Share:Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 9:05AM
Sham Wow is Sham wonderful!
Okay, so this asshat bit a prostitute’s tongue. And the egg heads at Consumer Reports don’t like the Sham Wow. I don’t care. My wife got me some for my birthday, cause that’s what I asked for, and I love them!
Sham Wow forever!
Thanks for listening,
Bill
Creatures!
Share:Monday, May 18th, 2009 @ 11:10AM
Little Bill's party with Creature Encounters.
If you want to have a great birthday party for your kid, Creature Encounters is the way to do it. Here’s Little Bill with a corn snake:

And Little Mrs. Bill with a tarantula on her head:

Creature Encounters
http://www.CreatureEncountersinc.com
Thanks for listening,
Bill
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Dinner With Daddy
Share:Friday, May 8th, 2009 @ 4:30AM
Little Mrs. Bill did this drawing of the two of us when we were out to dinner the other night on a daughter daddy date.
Thanks for listening,
Bill
Comments (0) •Dude’s Been Tannin’!
Share:Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 @ 5:21PM
Former Pennsylvania Governor Tom Ridge been out to the spray on tan place with Orange Hatch. ( See my previous blog and facebook entries.)
Thanks for listening,
Bill
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