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Boner Preview May 4, 2016

Boner Candidate#1: FIDDY IS SORRY, REALLY HE IS

Rapper 50 Cent is no stranger to controversy and now an encounter with a contract worker at the Cincinnati/Northern Kentucky International Airport has created a firestorm online. He followed the worker and posted the video online, complete with speculation the young man might be on drugs. But the truth turned out to be much different. WARNING VIDEO CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE.

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Boner Candidate#2: I SHOULDN’T HAVE TO STOP, I’M THE CITY MANAGER

In a packed city meeting, dozens of residents cheered as the Roosevelt City Council adopted a measure to immediately replace two stop signs that were controversially removed after a city official was cited by a state trooper for failing to stop. Roosevelt resident Rebecca Pittman led the charge, telling the city council that many citizens believed City Manager Ryan Snow was given special treatment by City Attorney Grant Charles when his infraction was thrown out. She also said the city acted recklessly when they removed two stop signs at the intersection where Snow was ticketed.

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Boner Candidate#3: KIRK CAMERON’S WIFE KNOWS HER PLACE

Kirk Cameron says that the key to a successful marriage is a submissive wife. The former child star turned Evangelical Christian is currently on a nationwide marriage tour where he is giving his advice to couples, and said that a man and a woman each have a specific role in every relationship. ‘Wives are to honor and respect and follow their husband’s lead, not to tell their husband how he ought to be a better husband,’ Cameron, 45, said in an interview with the Christian Post.

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Boner Candidate#4: YOU BIG GIRLS WANNA GO TO PROM? WELL, YOU BETTER COVER UP!

A Maryville high schooler’s prom didn’t go quite like she expected after a wardrobe malfunction. A friend posted a picture of the teen on Facebook saying that the girl cried in the bathroom because she was asked to wear the vice principal’s jacket over her dress because it was too revealing. The post said the teacher told her, “Us big girls gotta cover up.”

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Boner Candidate#5: 2 DUI’S FOR THE PRICE OF ONE.

A 41-year-old Florida woman defending her younger brother during a DUI arrest also was charged with drunken driving. The arrests occurred along Interstate 75 near Ocala. The Ocala Star-Banner reports officials issued a bulletin about a reckless driver heading south on the highway early Friday. A Florida Highway Patrol trooper spotted the vehicle and pulled it over.

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Boner Candidate#6: MORON OF THE YEAR! OH, AND WHO LET THIS PICTURE GET BY THEM?

A student at Red Mountain High School in Mesa is facing dozens of criminal charges for indecent exposure after a prank got published in the yearbook, according to the Mesa Police Department. The student exposed himself in the varsity football team picture, Det. Steve Berry said. Approximately 3,400 students received a yearbook with the image before it was brought to the attention of school officials.

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