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Boner Candidates May 3, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: GEEZE LADY. KEEP YOUR FAT NOSE OUT OF IT.

Video posted on YouTube shows a woman at a Walmart store loudly berating a man who was paying for his groceries with food stamps. As a child sits in the man’s shopping cart looking on, the woman complains about how she is paying for his food with her tax money.  “You know, I put in 50-60 hour weeks… trying to provide for my family,” the man says, although some of his words are unclear. “You’re not providing for it, I am,” the woman snaps back. “The government is.” “You’re not,” the man says. “They take it out of my check,” the woman says. “Bulls**t they don’t.” The man suggests she complain to her lawmaker or vote Republican. “Oh, trust me, I am not a bleeding heart f*ing liberal,” the woman answers. The rest of the clip contains a similar back-and-forth, punctuated with expletives. Both appear to be shopping with children.

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Boner Candidate #2: GOOD ADVICE ON HOW TO GET DEAD FROM NEVADA ASSEMBLYWOMAN MICHELE FIORE.

Nevada Assemblywoman Michele Fiore (R), who is currently seeking her party’s nomination for an open U.S. House seat, said last week that she believes the right to self defense includes the right to aim your gun anyone who aims a gun at you, even if they are a law enforcement officer. In an interview with a local TV station last Sunday, Fiore attacked the federal Bureau of Land Management (BLM) as “a bureaucrat agency of terrorism.” Pressed by KLAS-8 host Steve Sebelius about whether she believes the Second Amendment grants citizens the right to point a weapon at a “duly authorized law enforcement officer who is just out there doing his job,” she said that self-defense includes the right to aim back at anyone who points a gun at you first — and to put your own life ahead of theirs.

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Boner Candidate #3: WE’LL PREVENT MEN FROM GOING INTO WOMEN’S RESTROOMS BY SENDING MEN INTO WOMEN’S RESTROOMS.

It turns out that anti-LGBT activists are right that men are taking advantage of a transgender-inclusive policy at Target to go into women’s restrooms — and those men are anti-LGBT activists. In an interview this morning with “Breitbart News Daily,” the American Family Association’s director of governmental affairs, Sandy Rios, said that activists have been “testing” Target’s policy by sending men into women’s rooms at the retail chain. “I think there’s no question that when you say that there are no barriers in the bathroom,” Rios said, “and that if men or women feel like they are men or women, the opposition of however they are equipped, and you have no restrictions, the net effect will be that people will not be stopped. We’ve already had people testing this, going into Targets and men trying to go into bathrooms. There is absolutely no barrier.”

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