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Boner Candidates May 31, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: Rules Are Rules, Leukemia Boy

An Arizona high school student who spent his junior year battling leukemia did his best to make up the credits in his senior year and was elected student body president—but he still had to sit in the bleachers as the rest of his class graduated Thursday night. Stephen Dwyer, who had 12 chemotherapy treatments before a bone marrow transplant, is still 2.5 credits short of graduation requirements, and Dobson High School in Mesa said it couldn’t bend the rules to allow him to wear a cap and gown and join the graduation ceremony, the Arizona Republic reports. Instead, he had to sit in the stands after leading the Class of 2016 onto the field, reports 12 News.

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Boner Candidate #2: The Hit and Run Was Done by the Other Me

Her guilty conscience was written all over her face. A Southern California woman wanted for a fatal hit-and-run dyed her hair pink and got a face tattoo in an unsuccessful bid to avoid cops, police said Sunday. Tracy Clapp, 36, was nabbed by Santa Ana cops following a wild car and foot chase that ended Saturday night when a police dog caught her, the Los Angeles Times reported. Clapp allegedly blew through a red light on April 20 and fatally struck 26-year-old Christopher Chavez, who was a drum-line instructor at a nearby high school. Clapp stopped briefly at the scene before taking off — just long enough for a witness to snap a picture of her. The suspect’s appearance was radically different from her current state. In addition to pink hair, Clapp had the image of a dragon tattooed on her face and sported contact lenses that changed her eye color, cops said. “It is our belief that she did all that to evade capture,” Santa Ana police Cpl. Matt Wharton said.

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Boner Candidate #3: It’s a Family Tradition

During your first intercourse, were there people around you? Well, this man had his WHOLE family member by his side when he make love for the first time with his newlywed wife! Yeap, you heard me right, all the family members were there! A family living in Woodlands New Town, Singapore has this “special” traditions passed down through generation, where they would witness their male family members’ first sex!  The uncle of this man posted a picture of the process online and it went viral! The picture depicts an unexpected scene: a male and female lie on the bed, in the middle of intercourse! The uncle explained that his family also witness his first intercourse with his wife. He said he’s glad that his family were there to give him guidance. Same happens to this newlywed couple, the mother and sister were sitting at the edge of the bed, seems to be giving some advice and encouragement.

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