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Gina Barberi
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The brown lie

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 11:33AM

Flase identity

This is a picture of my sweet baby boy Mohamed and my hot husband Joe.  Joe was changing Mohamed’s diaper and said, “Babe!  Come look at this!” He held his beautiful brown hands next to Mohamed’s face and said, “No one is going to believe he is my son!” This kid is pale, as are my other two.  I thought for sure marrying someone of Egyptian decent would reward me with little mocha colored children.  Instead, the virulent whiteness that I carry in my DNA has overwhelmed Joe’s toasty goodness.  I should change his name from Mohamed to Scott.

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    • #1   cocojo
    • Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 @ 6:37PM

    You should have a caption contest for this photo…

    • #2   cbrownpeck
    • Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 @ 9:17AM

    Scotty McWhite-White.
    He’ll might get darker when he gets older.
    I have a friend with a child of mixed race (Afro-White) that seems to be getting lighter as he gets older (6yr).
    Hummm....Michael Jackson syndrome?

    • #3   vixenbeauty82
    • Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 @ 11:08AM

    MAYBE YOUR CHILDREN WILL TAN REAL EASY WHEN THEY GET OLDER AND SPEND MORE TIME IN THE SUN… THEN MAYBE THE MOCHA WILL APPEAR

    • #4   melflashyo
    • Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 @ 6:26PM

    Gina,

    I am as white as can be.  My husband is Mexican.  Our daughter looked hispanic when she was born (dark brown skin, black hair).  Now she is the whitest thing ever(pale white skin, blue eyes, light blond hair), but she does get a great tan when she’s out in the sun.

    • #5   Redertainment
    • Thursday, June 12th, 2008 @ 11:44PM

    Not only does your kid appear to be white as a bucket of white paint, but he appears to be an albino!  I haven’t seen eyes that red since I tried on those red contacts.  Those villagers sure don’t know how to take a joke.

    • #6   The Donkey
    • Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 @ 3:08PM

    My goodness, I would be suspicious if I were your husband! This baby is so white...but still really cute.

    • #7   VitMan
    • Sunday, June 22nd, 2008 @ 4:26PM

    Gina,

    Mohamed is so freakin cute I don’t think anyone will notice his marshmallow arse.  But I tend to agree with the previous posts.  He’ll be pissing all of his friends off because he’ll get one of those beautiful, effortless tans that will make all of us whitey’s jealous!!  He’ll look like satin mocha as us Anglo’s are peeling the skin off of our freckled, blotchy skin..  :>)

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