Celebubaby Ashton

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Thursday, January 29th, 2009 @ 12:37PM

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I hate our precious celebutards. I would love to think we’re being Punk’d…but whatever..it just makes you look bad
Ashton Kutcher railed against his “f@cking jackass,” “dickweed” neighbor Thursday morning for doing home construction at 7AM.“It’s 7:30 AM and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my f@cking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch,” he said, videotaping the site. “Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house,” he narrated.
Ashton then took his displeasure to Twitter:
this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick! about 1 hour ago from web
• Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting
• the entire f’in nieghborhood with pounding steal about 1 hour ago from web
• holy moly I’m gonna lose it! about 1 hour ago from web
• this ass clown has another thing coming! about 1 hour ago from web
• I’m gonna kill my neighbor! about 1 hour ago from web
Ashton’s wife also took to Twitter to back up her man:
• calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later! about 1 hour ago from web
• baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this. about 1 hour ago from web
• the neighbor doing consruction with 6 guys pounding hammers against steel at 7am is no way to wake up! about 1 hour ago from web
Transcript of video:
“I’m just recording this for legal purposes(?!), but I can also share it with the world (oh, thanks! We needed this!). It’s 7:30 AM, and I get to wake up in my bedroom to my f@cking jackass neighbor…doing this next to my porch. This is my porch! This is my house. This is my deck. Right up there, that’s my bedroom. This is where my dickweed neighbor has decided to be building a house at 7AM, pounding on steel and welding right next to my frickin’ house. I woke up this morning to pounding, welding steel. I’m gonna lose it on this guy. I’m gonna lose it. I’m gonna lose it. It’s been going on for four months now. This guy’s got another thing coming.”

AWWWW! POOR ASHTON! Was widdle Ashton woke up fwom his beauty sweep?
Hey!  ASSton!  Those construction workers (you remember labor? Ive read you have done it in the past.) probably had to wake up at 5am to get to that JOB. Your neighborhood is probably WAY outta their zip code.  I’m sure you got several guest rooms in your house, go sleep in one away from the noise!  If they were working on your home and your neighbors bitched, would you pull a “don’t you know who my wife is?”
Seriously, your going to wind up apologizing for this baby like outburst, your publicist will urge you to, so just do it and STFU.  What a **censored**. 

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I dont know what art is…..but

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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 @ 7:47PM

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........ I know when its overrated.

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New Sound (podcast) Newish Vision (tv) NOW!

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Monday, January 26th, 2009 @ 11:35AM

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Our second Geek Show episode recorded live at Nicklemania.  Its all NEW.  Lotsa comic books and lotsa games discussed and reviewed.  Dowload it now (FREE)on the podcast section here at x96.com or go to geekshowpodcast.com/downloads.  Newish tv eps (watch it if downloading a podcast confuses you, although note that the tv eps are not the brand new ones you get every monday) now on Comcast, CH-1/Utah on Demand/Geek Show.  Its the podcast…with video.

Thanks to all who came to movie nite!  Next time is Feb 23.  Robocop & Starship Troopers. FREE. Watch this space for more details. And, hey…thanks for podcasting and watching and screaming at the movie screen with us! 

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Busy Sunday nite?  FREE ‘sun dance’ DOUBLE FEATURE!

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Friday, January 23rd, 2009 @ 11:47AM

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Join geekshowpodcast.com at Brewvies Sunday nite at 5pm for ‘It Came From Sundance”.  FREE screenings of CLERKS and SUPER TROOPERS.
Just show up, get a burger and a beer and a good seat.  Audiiance participation is Mandatory.  Start writing you MST3K style riffs now. 
Wanna see what your in for? Comcast/channel one/Utah on Demand/Geek Show.  You’ll see a ‘movie nite’ video.
Eat,Drink,scream at the movie screen.

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Seriously, Aretha….

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Wednesday, January 21st, 2009 @ 12:44PM

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What was up with that hat?

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