Toy Room pt. 3

Friday, February 29th, 2008 @ 11:25AM

The Most Powerful Man In The Univers!

I was never in to He-Man toys.  Oh, sure I watched that lousy cartoon when I got home from school, but it was more of an unintentional comedy for me.  The animation, stories, plot...AWFUL!  So bad it was funny!  Skeletor’s voice just made me laugh, every time he threatened to conquer Eternia or “I will destroy you He-Man!” in that high pitched voice.  Hilarious!  So, I had to have me a Skeletor (this one 1980) so that he could threaten my other action figures.  Like Cobra Commander, he’s good at making threats but bumbles the follow through.  Then I found out about the He-Man rouges gallery.  All laughably non-threatening.  Beast-Man, Trap-Jaw and the inuendo king FISTO.  But of them all, the standout to me was Stinkor.  Yup, he’s a big armored skunk.  “The Evil Master Of Odors!” Seriously.  The bonus?  The Stinkor figure came with a special inaction feature.  Yup, he stinks.  I mean he.. smells.. bad.  Some sort of scatch n sniff type thing on his body.  And, no sh*t, he still stinks to this day.  That, my friends, is pure Evil.

More Toy Room SOON!