Icy Hot, Testicles, and a dare

Wednesday, July 2nd, 2008 @ 1:36PM

Story edited a bit for content

I don’t consider myself much of the ordinary guy.  I don’t have a lot of guy friends that I go and do things with. I don’t hit or punch my buddies when I see them. I don’t care much for burping or for farting or any of the like.  I, to some would be described, a gentleman. Others would question my sexuality.  Whatever the case may be occasionally I will find myself in situations that I think “Normal Guys” find themselves in.  The other night at my apartment was one of those situations. I had some Icy-Hot that I used for some sore joints that I have had from running.  Not a typical practice for me to do so one of my roommates asked what it was.  An ointment for soreness was my reply and then I decided to dare him to put some of said Icy-Hot where it DOES NOT BELONG! I know the effects of such an action because, I had on a previous occasion felt the terrible effects. |He accepted my dare. And he did it! Why he did it I don’t know...but he did. The third roommate was dared to do it but declined knowing full well what was about to occur. 
The roommate excused himself to the bathroom....
“I give him 5 mins before he is in the shower trying to eliminate the pain.”
One minute passed.
(Shower turned on)
I did it! I’m a guy! Ya know one of the guys! A mans man!

RT