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Richie T
Salt Lake City, Utah
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Ovarian Celebration

Monday, May 12th, 2008 @ 10:20AM

Yay!

My family is an interesting one.  Besides my mom never taking me to the dentist growing up and my grandpa watching me bathe on occasion, we celebrate mothers day a little differently.  All the ladies in my family have a sign, I like to call it their female gang sign. It is accomplished by making your body into the female reproductive cycle.  You extend your arms over your head and make a fist, this way your fists are your ovaries your arms become the fallopian tubes and your body....well you get the point.  They all flash that sign to one another and then buy each other gifts to celebrate their womanhood.  I have two sisters-in-law who have yet to bear any fruit, but they get Ovarian Celebration gifts.  The men in our family celebrate Testosterone Day.  I won’t share with you our signal.

RT