Scooter Scooter Bo Booter

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008 @ 10:34AM

How gay, Real Gay!

I am not making a better case for my heterosexuality.  But last night I finally rode one of those Metropolitan scooters.  Thats right, I cased Gateway on an 06 Honda Metropolitan Blue scooter.  I should have known within seconds what I was getting myself into.  “Hey Queer, why dont you act like a real man and get yourself a bullet bike” But I did...I loved riding the scooter.  There is nothing to those things.  I should have gotten one when I was in college.

Tonight:  Producers at Pioneer Theatre Company!

RT