Boner Candidate #1: YOU’LL BE THE QUEEN IF YOU GET BIGGER BREASTS. Even beauty queens aren’t perfect, according to Miss Asia […]
Boner Candidate #1: I CAN’T COME TO WORK; I GOT THE CANCER A Colorado postal worker who faked cancer to skip […]
Boner Candidate #1: YOU’LL BE THE QUEEN IF YOU GET BIGGER BREASTS. Even beauty queens aren’t perfect, according to Miss Asia […]
Boner Candidate #1: I LIKE SAUSAGE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT THIS IS A BIT MUCH A litter […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE CITY OWNED LAPTOP WILL BE SAFER AT THE PAWN SHOP A Flint city councilman pawned his city-issued laptop […]
Boner Candidate #1: I LIKE SAUSAGE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT GUY BUT THIS IS A BIT MUCH A litter […]
Boner Candidate #1: HANG ON….I GOT THIS. A drunken driver in Florida turned a parking lot into his own personal demolition […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE ECLIPSE ALLOWED US TO MAKE SOME GOOD ARRESTS. A convicted sex offender was nabbed by US Marshals […]
Boner Candidate #1: HE WAS LOOKIN’ AT ME FUNNY A Massachusetts man was arrested for trying to punch a police horse […]
Boner Candidate #1: NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE’LL BE LEGALIZING PEDOPHILIA CNN has unearthed an interview in which Sam Clovis, the potato sack […]