Boner Candidate #1: THE CURE FOR ALL ILLS IS SIMPLE. Religious Right activist and former Colorado state legislator Gordon Klingenschmitt declared on his […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: I WAS TRYING TO PUT OUT THE FIRE. A woman dumped a bucket of pee on her burning […]
Boner Candidate #1: I DID IT BECAUSE I HATE COPS. A Bronx teen defiantly blasted the NWA song “F— Tha Police” […]
Boner Candidate #1: IT’S BETTER THAN POO. A CARER was filmed spraying perfume in a dementia patient’s mouth after the gran’s […]
BONER CANDIDATE #1: WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS? A mother-of-three who breastfed her child while having sex […]
Boner Candidate #1: CAN’T A MAN TAKE HIS PET OUT FOR A WALK? RUSSIA — An owner of a giant crocodile […]
Boner Candidate #1: GO GRANNY! GO! An elderly woman wowing the crowd with her dance moves on the big screen at […]
Boner Candidate #1: THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDANCE IS TRASH NPR tweeted the entire Declaration of Independence in 140-character chunks yesterday to […]
Boner Candidate #1: TAKE ME TO TARGET AND BE QUICK ABOUT IT A North Carolina man was arrested for kidnapping a […]
Boner Candidate #1: NO AC! NO AC! A New Mexico man was accused of attacking his parents with a knife because […]