Boner of the Day

Boner Preview Candidates for December 7, 2015

Boner Preview Candidate #1: THIS WAS JUST A BAD IDEA

A 73-year-old man was pulled over for a routine traffic offense in Seattle the other day: driving without his lights on. Things went considerably worse than they should have when the man reportedly tried to snort a little cocaine right in front of the officer.

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Boner Preview Candidate #2: THE ICKY ICKY SHOE THIEF

A person has been stealing shoes from outside women’s homes, then returning them a few days later, in some cases with “biological evidence” inside, Henrico County police say. There have been at least four such incidents in the Monument Avenue corridor since September, according to police. Henrico police are asking women who were victims of similar crimes to come forward.

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Boner Preview Candidate #3: HER OWN CAR HAD HER ARRESTED

A Florida woman thought she got away from a hit-and-run, until her own car called the cops. Cathy Bernstein, 57, tried speeding off after hitting both a truck and a van near Northwest Prima Vista Boulevard, but her Ford cut her escape short, police said.

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Boner Preview Candidate #4: YES. YES. THESE ARE THE PEOPLE YOU WANT HAVING GUNS

Conservative blogger, unrepentant sexist, Twinkie opponent and fat man who hates fat lesbians Erick Erickson has a strong opinion about The New York Times’ front-page editorial calling for tighter gun laws in the wake of a spate of mass shootings in the U.S.

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Boner Preview Candidate #5: A BIT HEAVY HANDED INDEED

A.J. Daoust was texting in the drive-thru of a Tim Horton’s coffee shop, when he was issued a $287 ticket for distracted driving. “I asked him, ‘In a drive-thru, is this even possible?’ ” Daoust said to CBCNews Edmonton, who believes the officer was also waiting in the drive-thru line, inside an undercover police car. The officer let Daoust pull out of the drive-thru before handing him his citation. “He was definitely within his right, but to me this is ridiculous. It’s just kind of heavy-handed.” Daoust said in aninterview with CTV Edmonton.

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Boner Preview Candidate #6: JERRY GOT A GUN

The president of Liberty University, a leading evangelical Christian college in Virginia, urged students to apply for concealed-weapons permits and said that if more people did so, then “we could end those Muslims.”

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