Naked Florida Man Doing Yard Work Upsets His Neighbors

He was just trimming the bush

In an episode of Seinfeld, Jerry once said: “there is good naked and there’s bad naked.” The following could fall into the latter.
Folks in a neighborhood of Stuart, Florida aren’t the biggest fans of a man who likes to do his yard work in the nude. Yup… au naturel. One neighbor says she’s seen the man doing everything from winding up his hose (save the jokes) to working on his car. And he does it all naked.

The Martin County Sheriff’s Office says there is nothing they can do. It’s legal for the man to be naked on his property as long as he isn’t touching himself.

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