Boner Candidate #1: JUST LAND RIGHT DOWN THERE
An air-traffic controller sealed the fate of a pilot who died in a Long Island plane crash last week — when he gave him directions to a landing strip that no longer exists, according to a preliminary accident report released Monday.
Boner Candidate #2: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO TO HARVARD?
An admissions counselor at a Pennsylvania prep school tried seducing a teen into a sexual relationship by saying she could get him into Harvard, her alma mater, police said.
Boner Candidate #3: HE SEEMED TO BE REALLY GOOD WITH CHILDREN
New Mexico’s attorney general said Monday he will investigate how the state’s largest school district hired a high-level administrator who faces child sex-abuse charges in Colorado.