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Boner Candidates for August 26 2016

Boner Candidate #1: DENIED BY THE BELL

Several Louisville police officers didn’t get the lunch break they expected. They left the Taco Bell on Preston Highway with no food at all. Five Louisville Metro police officers were working at the state fair and during their lunch break decided to go to Taco Bell. They left hungry and frustrated.    “The young man behind the counter turned to the other employees and said, ‘I’m not taking this order’ and walked away from them,” FOP president Dave Mutchler said. Mutchler said a female employee walked toward the register to take the orders, but before she could, officers overheard a conversation between two employees who were making the food. “One of those young men told the other employee, ‘I wanna mess with them. I wanna mess with them.’ And then he followed that up by saying, ‘I’m going to mess with them,’” Mutchler said. The officers left. “I think their reaction was kind of like, ‘Really? This is how it’s gonna be?’” Mutchler said. Mutchler said Yum Brands and the Louisville franchise owner apologized to the officers.

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Boner Candidate #2: I’M A COP AND I KNOW WHEN A DRIVER HAS HAD TOO MUCH

A man, who identified himself as a Wilmington police officer, dialed 911 for a ride home after he “had a little bit too much to drink.” According to a 911 recording at around 2:45 a.m. on July 5, a caller who said he was Officer McCarty requested that an officer from district five, which covers the eastern part of Wilmington, pick him up from near the intersection of Wrightsville Avenue and Military Cutoff Road. In the call, McCarty told the dispatcher he is pulled over on the side of the road. You can also hear his truck’s hazard lights in the background.  “I may have had a little bit too much to drink tonight and I need one of them to respond to Wrightsville and Military. I just want to make sure I get home safely,” McCarty stated in the call. According to Wilmington Police, Officer Christian McCarty, 24, has been with the department since 2014.

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Boner Candidate #3: LISTEN PAL, I HAVE AN IDEA FOR YOU…GO OUT AND GET A DAMN JOB

Five months after announcing their divorce, Isaiah Silva, the estranged husband of Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love‘s only daughter, has requested $25,000 a month in spousal support. In court documents obtained by E! News, Silva, 31, detailed his various expenses, including $200 on clothes, $4,500 for rent and $3,333 on schooling for his 7-year-old child, whom he shares custody of with ex Jessica Sullivan.  While Cobain, 24, initially stated that she is open to paying spousal support, Silva alleged the pair do not have a prenup. Though Silva won’t touch the estimated $450 million from her father’s estate, according to TMZ, the musician believes he is entitled to half the money Cobain received through business deals over the course of their two-year marriage. This is just the latest messy chapter in Cobain and Silva’s nasty split, as the former couple is already battling it out over her father’s multi-million dollar guitar. Cobain originally gifted the instrument to Silva as a wedding present after they secretly tied the knot in June 2014.

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