Boner Candidate #1: YOU MAY NOT FEED THE HOMELESS
The Kansas City Health Department put the kibosh on Kookers Kare’s attempts to feed the homeless. The American Royal’s World Series of Barbecue is a longstanding tradition for community members of Kansas City, Missouri. Since 1899, the event has attracted the most talented barbecue chefs from all corners of the state, who gather annually to show off their skills. With so many BBQ experts in one place, there tends to be a fair amount of leftover food once the festivities come to a close. This year, the two groups collected over 3,000 pounds of meat and 1,200 pounds of sides, all bound for a local nonprofit organization called Hope City, where it was to be served to over 3,000 homeless citizens in need. However, the Kansas City Health Department put the kibosh on Kookers Kare’s attempts to feed the homeless before anyone was even able to enjoy the food. Claiming they had no foreknowledge of this charitable tradition, the health department forbid the food from being served to the needy. Suspiciously, the inspectors just happened to be doing a random inspection of Hope City the day the BBQ arrived. “All of that food was uninspected, so that makes it from an unapproved source, it cannot be served to the public,” Kansas City Health Department Operations Manager Joe Williamson said in response to the department’s decision to stop the food from being consumed.
Boner Candidate #2: I WILL PUNCH YOU IN YOUR FACE
The attorney representing a teenager and his mother wants the principal at Woodland Hills High School fired or at least reprimanded after a recording surfaced of him allegedly berating the boy. The 14-year-old student says the principal often harasses him and allegedly speaks to him in a threatening manner, using expletives and on one occasion, the teen recorded it. The recording was made back in April while the boy was being reprimanded for a previous incident. During the incident, the principal is allegedly caught on the recording saying, “I’ll punch you right in your face, dude.” According to the family’s attorney, Todd Hollis, there were several other incidents involving the boy and principal, Kevin Murray. Reportedly, no one believed the teen, and his mother had gone to several police departments for help.
Boner Candidate #3: CRIKEY. I HAVE FOUND EVIDENCE OF A MURDER
A good Samaritan in Australia may be feeling like a boob after mistaking a jellyfish for a breast implant ― especially after he told police he believed the blob might be evidence of a murder. The concerned citizen showed up at the police station in Maroochydore, Queensland, with what he told authorities may be evidence of a possible homicide. He handed over a bag containing a round, slimy bubble that he had assumed was a breast implant from a female victim. Officers, “much to their initial alarm,” quickly got to work on the case, a statement on the police department’s website explained. It added: “Investigations revealed what police suspected … the item was indeed a jellyfish.”
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