Boner Candidate #1: FEEDING THE HOMELESS
A San Antonio police officer is fired after bragging to his partner he gave a homeless person a feces sandwich. The department identifies the officer as Matthew Luckhurst, who had been on the force five years. In an exclusive interview, SAPD Chief William McManus disavowed the officer’s alleged behavior. “It’s a disgrace to the department. It’s a disgrace to the badge,” he said. “It’s an attack on dignity, human dignity.”
Boner Candidate #2: NO MAGAZINES HUH? NO MAGAZINES? I’LL SHOW YOU!
A woman intentionally set two fires in front of a Salt Lake home and then tried to block a fire engine as it arrived after a resident declined to buy magazines she was selling door-to-door, according to charges filed Friday. Aerica Velria-Latan Johnson, 19, is charged in 3rd District Court with lighting various items on fire Tuesday in front of a home in the area of 1400 East and Downington Avenue after her would-be customers told her they were “not interested in purchasing her magazines,” court documents say. Johnson is charged with aggravated arson, a first-degree felony; arson, interference with a public servant and interference with an arresting officer, all class B misdemeanors; and disorderly conduct, a class C misdemeanor.
Boner Candidate #3: YOU MADE MY BABY LATE FOR SCHOOL
A school bus full of horrified youngsters watched helplessly as a Cincinnati mother beat up their bus driver after her daughter missed a ride to school. According to police reports obtained by CNC, Keisha Shannon pulled out in front of the bus en route to St. Joseph’s Catholic School, blocking it with her car before prying open the doors and screaming at the bus driver, Deamber Martin, who refused to let her daughter board the bus late. “That was so ignorant,” the 28-year-old mother can be heard screaming in newly released footage from the bus’ security camera. “Did you see me coming on this bus though, right? You see me getting my baby on this though right?”
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