Boner Candidate #1: PAYSON BOYS ARE UNCONTROLLABLE
What does it say to Payson High School girls when 350 show up to a mandatory assembly on relationships during school hours, while only 25 PHS boys show up to a voluntary after-school session? And with date rape and sexual assault an ongoing problem, should a speaker warn girls that boys can’t control their sexual urges while giving boys humorous tips on getting a second date? The sessions on dating sent a lopsided message — making girls responsible for the sexual behavior of boys, said some parents.
Boner Candidate #2: HE’S FINE. HE JUST HAS ALLERGIES.
A Pennsylvania mother has been charged with child endangerment after investigators found her 11-month-old son allegedly malnourished after being fed only nuts and fruit. CBS Pittsburgh reported that 33-year-old Elizabeth Hawk followed a strict vegan diet and sometimes imposed her extreme nutrition views to her family members. “She was going to live on water and sunlight,” Hawk’s sister-in-law Brandy Hawk recalled her saying, according to the news station.
Boner Candidate #3: I DON’T THINK THE NEIGHBORS LIKE YOU.
A Jonesboro man discovered Thursday morning someone had vandalized his property not with spray paint or a marker but with a lawn mower, said Craighead County sheriff’s office criminal investigator John Varner. The 69-year-old man told police the words “F*** You” had been mowed into the yard in front of his shop building near his house on County Road 333, Varner said. The man told the sheriff’s office that he did not know when the incident happened.
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