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Boner Candidates for October 19, 2016

Boner Candidate #1: HERE’S A REAL TIP FOR YOU.

What a couple left as a tip for a South Carolina food server angered her friends so much that they posted it to Facebook. Neither the server nor her friends wanted WYFF News 4 to reveal their names or where they work out of fear for their jobs, but they did want us to share “the tip.” The tip was not left in the form of cash. Instead, it was a note, hand-written on a napkin. One of the friends took a picture of the note.

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Boner Candidate #2: MY BAD BEHAVIOR WAS ALL THE KID’S FAULT

A teacher who has confessed to sleeping with a pupil “hundreds of times” claims he seduced her. Mary Beth Haglin, 24, told Dr Phil in a new interview: “I am the victim.” The brunette has admitted having sex with the 17-year-old almost every day for six months and sending him raunchy selfies. One shot included her stripped to black undies and leaning seductively against a wall. She could be jailed for two years if convicted of sexually exploiting the lad.

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Boner Candidate #3: HIS CAMOUFLAGE WAS INEFFECTIVE

A California man spray painted his face black “in an effort to camouflage himself” and evade police, a Madera Police Department spokesman told ABC News today. But the “camouflage was ineffective,” the spokesman said. The suspect, Jose Espinoza, 23, was arrested on Saturday night facing charges of possession of stolen property and theft of a vehicle, the spokesman said. Espinoza fled the first time police arrived at his house, but he was successfully apprehended when he later returned to his home and was allegedly seen with black spray paint on his face, the spokesman said.

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