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Boner Candidates for September 22, 2015

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Boner Candidate #1: YOU ARE CHARGED WITH SEXUALLY EXPLOITING YOURSELF

A teenaged couple in North Carolina have been prosecuted for having nude photos of themselves and each other on their cell phones, the Guardian reports. The boy took a plea deal to avoid jail time and being registered as a sex offender.Cormega Copening of Fayetteville, North Carolina was 16 when the photos were discovered amidst a broader investigation into sexual images being shared without the subjects’ consent at his high school. Copening was not involved in that case, but was prosecuted anyway as an adult, under federal child pornography laws, for sexually exploiting a minor—himself. He is now 17.

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Boner Candidate #2: LEFT HANDED DEVIL BOY

A 4-year-old was allegedly forced by his teacher to write with his right hand, even though he’s left-handed. The child was sent home with a letter about how left-handedness is often associated with evil and the devil. It’s his first year at Oakes Elementary in Okemah, but his mom kept him home Monday after a dispute with his teacher over being left-handed. Zayde, like most kids in Pre-K, is learning how to read and write. And like his mom, Alisha, Zayde is a lefty. “From picking things up to throwing things, to batting, to writing, to just coloring you’d do at home with him, he’s always, always used his left hand,” Alisha Sands said. That was until last week at homework time. Alisha asked him why he was writing with his right hand, not his left. “I just asked ‘Is there anything his teachers ever asked about his hands?’ And he raises this one and says this one’s bad,” Sands said.

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Boner Candidate #3: DRINK YOURSELF SICK

A bar in England got slapped with a hefty fine equivalent to more than $156,000 after it took responsibility for serving a teen a shot of liquid nitrogen that nearly killed her, and caused her to have her stomach surgically removed.

Gaby Scanlon was out celebrating her 18th birthday on Oct. 4, 2012, with friends at Oscar’s Wine Bar in Lancaster. When a bartender learned it was her birthday, he brought the teen a free Jägermeister shot with liquid nitrogen in it.

Scanlon, now 20, said she wasn’t advised how to consume it.

“I turned to the man and asked if it was okay to drink. He said ‘yes’. Smoke was coming from my nose and mouth. Straight away I knew something was not right,” Scanlon said in Preston Crown Court on Thursday.

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