Boner Candidate #1: THE GROUNDHOG MADE ME DO IT
LOUISVILLE, KY (WAVE) – A man who was accused of masturbating in a park told police it was all a misunderstanding involving a groundhog. Louisville Metro police were called to Lannan Memorial Park Thursday on a report of a man masturbating in the bushes. The victim also said the suspect was following them and watching them play.
Boner Candidate #2: BURN THEM TO THE GROUND
The claim comes from pastor Kevin Swanson. He was ranting about the new health and physical education standards for schools in Washington state, which suggests pupils should learn about HIV prevention, sexual orientation and gender identity as part of sex education lessons. Speaking on his radio show, Swanson equated homosexuality to rape, before agreeing with a suggestion that the school should be burnt down.
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