Boner of the Day

Boner Fight for August 22nd, 2017

Boner Candidate #1: NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE’LL BE LEGALIZING PEDOPHILIA

CNN has unearthed an interview in which Sam Clovis, the potato sack Trump nominated to head science research within the Department of Agriculture, is sharing his thoughts on homosexuality. Surprise: they are very, very bad. Clovis, who like many in the Trump administration has no qualifications for his post and a long history of saying and writing stupid things as a far-right talk show host, has described “LGBT behavior” as a “choice” that, if protected, could lead to the government also protecting pedophilia.

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Boner Candidate #2: PEE SEAT

A British man was forced to endure an 11-hour flight sitting on a seat soaked with someone else’s urine, according a report. Andrew Wilkinson, 39, of London, boarded a British Airways plane in Heathrow to visit his parents in Cape Town, South Africa — and immediately noticed a wet patch on his seat, The Sun reported. “It was about the size of two decks of cards laid side by side,” Wilkinson told the news outlet. “At first I thought it was water, but the smell was so distinct it could only have been urine.” He said the stewardess agreed with his analysis and apologized — but simply brought him some wipes and asked him to clean it up himself, the outlet reported.

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