Boner Candidate #1: SHE WAS PRACTICING SANTERIA
DUNNELLON, Fla. – Accusations of witchcraft and spells led to the arrest last week of a Port St Lucie man and charges that he fired a gun at a car. Citrus County Sheriff’s Office deputies arrested Saturday Michael Castillo Carvajal, 40, of 613 SE Starfish Ave., Port St Lucie, after victims said he fired a handgun into their car, according to the arrest report. Deputies charged Carvajal with three counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill. The two victims told deputies that Carvajal and others were at a West Parkview Drive home in Dunnellon at about 4:45 p.m. Saturday and were hosting a Santeria religious ceremony. The first victim told deputies she was to pick up a friend from the home but was afraid to go there because Carvajal believed she was a witch and had cast a spell on him, according to the arrest report. She told deputies she parked her blue Lexus sports utility vehicle away from the West Parkview home and walked close to the house and waited for her friend to come out. She told deputies that the second victim came out and they walked together to the first victim’s car, according to the arrest report. The two got into the car, but soon later switched seats.
Boner Candidate #2: THOSE WERE JUST WHAT YA CALL THEM GRANNY PANTIES
The former pool boy who claims to have had an affair with Jerry Falwell Jr.’s wife while the evangelical leader watched accused him of being a “predator” who once sent him a photo of a Liberty University student exposing herself at his family’s farm. In a statement released Tuesday night, Giancarlo Granda said Falwell sending him the photo is “not appropriate” behavior for someone who, until this week, was in a position of power over thousands of college students. “The reality is Jerry Falwell is a predator. I know this because he sent me an image of a female Liberty University student exposing herself at their farm,” Granda said in the statement released on Twitter. “This is not appropriate conduct [for someone] who up until this week, has been charged with overseeing the well-being of thousands of vulnerable and impressionable students,” he added. In an interview with the Washington Post, Falwell said he believes the photo in question was an image of one of his daughter-in-law’s friends wearing “granny panties” that he insisted was not sexual. Falwell told the newspaper that the photo was captured when he and his wife were out of town and his daughters-in-law and a friend were using their guest house to cook. One of the women was video recording, and as a joke, the friend lifted up her skirt and exposed her underwear, he said.
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