Boner Candidate #1: I WANTED TO FEEL THE EXCITEMENT
A former Utah Highway Patrol officer and fire chief has been charged with starting the Maeser Highway Fire, which in June burned about 1,000 acres and forced evacuations in eastern Utah. Rex Olsen, 37, was charged Tuesday by the Utah Attorney General’s Office with arson, a second-degree felony, and with a violation of wildland fire prevention, a class B misdemeanor… Court records state the fire was started using a cigarette and a match. The cigarette acted as a “timed fuse,” wrote Jason Curry, an investigator with the Division of Forestry, Fire, and State Lands. “I located and reviewed video evidence at a local gas station that showed Rex Olsen purchasing the type of cigarette used at the scene to start the fire,” Curry wrote.
Boner Candidate #2: DID YOU SHUT THE DOOR OF THE MEAT WAGON?
OLYMPIA, Wash. — Police say a gurney holding a dead body fell from the back of a coroner’s van into Olympia traffic. The Olympian reports the van was heading back to the county coroner’s office Monday after responding to a home death. Olympia Police Department Lt. Paul Lower says two gurneys fell out of the van at the intersection of Martin Way East and Phoenix Street Southeast. The gurney holding the deceased person was found in the intersection, while the second gurney rolled down the street and was found in a parking lot.
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