CANDIDATE #1: I DIDN’T HAVE A GOOD SCREEN. I HAD TO IMPROVISE.
Porn night was cut short for Antonio Smallwood.The 41-year-old Virginia man was busted by cops after projecting skin flicks onto the exterior of his garage door, according to the Smoking Gun.
CANDIDATE #2: HE’S KIDDING, RIGHT? RIGHT?
Fox News host Pete Hegseth explained on Sunday that he doesn’t wash his hands because “germs are not a real thing.” Following a commercial break, Fox & Friends co-host Jedediah Bila revealed that Hegseth had been munching on day-old pizza that was left on the set.
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