Boner of the Day

Boner Fight for March 23rd, 2020

Boner Candidate #1: YOUR LEADERS ARE VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU

With the return of 1,600 Latter-day Saints missionaries, complications with social distancing were inevitable. But as KUTV shared video of their return at the Salt Lake City airport on Sunday, Utah state leaders shared their concerns about what they saw. Utah Lt. Gov. Spencer Cox was “disappointed” with how the families congregated in the parking lot. Gov. Herbert said gatherings like these are dangerous at this time. The missionaries were sent home due to coronavirus outbreak. 2News Reporter Kelly Vaughen shared her perspective of the event and said: “social distancing is out the window.” Airport instructions for the returned missionaries and their families were given but were not met. The instructions from Church leaders to stake leaders read as followed: Due to space constraints, only one vehicle is permitted for picking up each missionary. For the safety of your missionary, your family, and other travelers at the airport, please remain in you car until your missionary comes to your vehicle n the short-term parking garage. Read More

Boner Candidate #2: TEST THIEF

A man disguised as a delivery driver stole 29 unused coronavirus test kits on Friday night in Arizona, police say. Tuscon Police Department is sharing surveillance obtained from El Rio Health Center so the public can help identify the burglar. In the video, the suspect is seen entering the health clinic in a uniform while employees were finishing up closing duties. In the morning, the employees noticed 29 kits had vanished overnight. They pulled the video and realized the “delivery man” had stolen the tests. An important note made by the Tuscon Police Department is the tests are useless outside the clinics. Lab equipment is essential in using the kits and reading the results. Additionally, officers warned the public not to purchase test kits on a secondary market because they are likely stolen or fraudulent. The individual is described as a Hispanic male in his 30’s with a large build. He is approximately 5’9 with a beard. He was last seen driving a reddish colored Dodge Charger-type vehicle. Fortunately, the tests were replaced accordingly and the clinic’s ability to continue testing was not compromised; although, that is 29 fewer tests they have to work with. Anyone with possible information about who this suspect may be is asked to call 88-CRIME. Read More


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