
BONER CANDIDATE #1: HERE’S HOW YOU DISABLE YOUR COURT ORDERED ANKLE MONITOR.
A Springfield man is in jail after authorities say he filmed himself using a butter knife and a screwdriver to remove an ankle monitor — then posted the video to Facebook. The July video referenced by investigators is still posted on what appears to be the Facebook page of Dustin W. Burns, 33. Court records show Burns pleaded guilty to violating a restraining order earlier this year and was placed on probation. “This is how you take an ankle bracelet off,” says a voice in the video, “without breaking the circuit.” A man in the video can be seen with his pants leg rolled up. He sticks the butter knife in and out of the device, before grabbing a utility tool to unscrew part of it. The man advises viewers to remove the ankle monitor without damaging it, thus avoiding thousands of dollars in fines.
BONER CANDIDATE #2: BABY SITTING WHILE BLACK
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